so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”
that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it
"Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years."
"Stop it, Pete, you aren’t scene anymore"