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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

shadogal94:

dreamerofderse:

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills 

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I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”

but then you flip it over and

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it looks like it has fucking wordart on it

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They literally fucking used WordArt

AMERICA

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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whosdraco:

"Believe me, Professor. I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years."

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dreamofmetonight:

"Stop it, Pete, you aren’t scene anymore"

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ewseriouslystahp:

He’s so humble I love him

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